Friday 26 November 2010

#74: Something, Something, Alan Sugar

Lord Sugar
reads some Blake Morrison, nodding at bits he likes
revs imaginary handlebars while waiting in the boardroom
mutters under his breath while tying his shoe
avoids elevators whenever possible

Like an angry cauliflower given voice

Lord Sugar
tries out a new recipe from his Vietnamese cookbook
crosses his fingers while he sleeps
suddenly remembers a friend's birthday and rings them
eats raw mushrooms from a paper bag

finally finds a pair of swimming goggles he likes

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