9:30am - the bean rolls into a gallery
and begins loudly criticising
(to no one in particular)
an installation that involves receipts
taped to coathangers
other people at the gallery
shuffle and look uncomfortable
but do not confront him
unaware that he is in fact
part of the installation
a stooge
4:30pm - the bean knocks off
and heads to local independent bookshop
greys
where his friend is doing a reading
from her new book on local ghost stories
bean did some of the illustrations
he drinks some bad wine
and impresses a girl from fife
with his knowledge of tartan
which is prodigious
9pm - back at home
the bean settles down in bed
with a bowl of hot broth
and listens to radio 4
he is an early to bed
early to rise sort of person
though he pretends to be a night owl
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